iBeer Pro: iBeer to the power of 15. Turbcharged.

The iBeer Pro delivers 15x more power, 3x more alcoholic content and 2x more quench busting performance than your regular iBeer. 

iBeer Pro not only con taints more quench busting power, it does so with less memory loss. Previous iBeer models could contain up to 16 days memory loss, whereas the iBeer Pro only results in 8 days. This is a breakthrough that is not only breathtaking, but also revolutionary in the world of science. With the extra additive of vitamin D, E and F, iBeer Pro not only delivers on speed, but also health. iSight under the usage of the iBeer Pro will not deteriorate, and can in fact improve drastically with usage. Results may vary. 

Specifications:

15x more power

3x more alcoholic content

2x more quench busting

Improves iSight

Thick layer of BeerCoat - minimum of Cashmere Level

Vitamins D, E and F

Less than 8 days Memory Loss

Available in crates of 24 for $45. Sold at Walmart, Target, Apple, Tesco, Wendys.